See this happiness written all over Julia's face? This is because Dr. Cook made us wait for an hour before he came in to examine me. Meanwhile she pooped and wanted a diaper change, but I was terrified to change her diaper only to have Dr. Cook walk in with my backside exposed. If only I had known I had an hour to expose my backside before he would make his appearance.
Once the exam was done, Dr. Cook picked Julia up out of her car seat in the stroller to pose, as per my request. I bring out the nice camera, only it doesn't work. It takes me a few minutes to realize I had left the memory card at home.
Meanwhile Julia's cries crescendo.
So I get out the phone camera, only that takes some time to get it working as well.
Meanwhile Julia's cries crescendo.
Finally, the above picture is taken (thank goodness!) and Dr. Cook puts Julia back in her seat. I can't wait for him to get out of the office so I can change my poor baby. Only he doesn't leave. He starts scrubbing at his tie and remarks that she got him. I think, "Come on, what is this...a $100 tie? Are you that afraid of a little baby drool? Just get out of the office!"
But he scrubs for like 5 minutes, looking upset the whole time, and Julia keeps crying.
FINALLY the man walks out, and I jump off the table and take my crying baby out of her seat only to discover her left side is covered in poop...all over the car seat, her pants, her leg.
Yep, that's right. Her diaper leaked out of her left leg hole. Look closely and you'll see that's exactly the side that Dr. Cook is holding next to his nice white coat and tie.
I don't think I've ever been so embarrassed.
Thanks Dr. Cook for getting my baby safely here! Oh yeah, and Julia has a thank you gift for you!
Once the exam was done, Dr. Cook picked Julia up out of her car seat in the stroller to pose, as per my request. I bring out the nice camera, only it doesn't work. It takes me a few minutes to realize I had left the memory card at home.
Meanwhile Julia's cries crescendo.
So I get out the phone camera, only that takes some time to get it working as well.
Meanwhile Julia's cries crescendo.
Finally, the above picture is taken (thank goodness!) and Dr. Cook puts Julia back in her seat. I can't wait for him to get out of the office so I can change my poor baby. Only he doesn't leave. He starts scrubbing at his tie and remarks that she got him. I think, "Come on, what is this...a $100 tie? Are you that afraid of a little baby drool? Just get out of the office!"
But he scrubs for like 5 minutes, looking upset the whole time, and Julia keeps crying.
FINALLY the man walks out, and I jump off the table and take my crying baby out of her seat only to discover her left side is covered in poop...all over the car seat, her pants, her leg.
Yep, that's right. Her diaper leaked out of her left leg hole. Look closely and you'll see that's exactly the side that Dr. Cook is holding next to his nice white coat and tie.
I don't think I've ever been so embarrassed.
Thanks Dr. Cook for getting my baby safely here! Oh yeah, and Julia has a thank you gift for you!
7 comments:
Ha ha ha!!! That is hilarious!!! Serves him right for leaving you to wait for an hour. Remind me next time to tell you about Keaton's "thank you" present for Jason in Walmart...
And the rest of us think better him than us. Don't worry, I am sure all of us can share stories of our mortifying parenting experience. We are going to have to teach you 2 lessons after this:
1. how to change a diaper on your lap.
2. That doctors from here on out (especially when your baby is fussy, dirty or hungry) take FOREVER. I am always feeding or changing my baby.
Sorry that was so embarassing, thanks for sharing, so funny!
Oh, she's so sad -- what a face :(
Hilarious about the doctor's tie :)
Maybe you can take a tie with you to the next appointment... a really ugly one to put on while you take another picture... lol.
Cute pic of you in the mirror. I hate Dr.s visits. This one sounded nightmarish.
Gotta love those blowout moments! Served him right for taking soooo long
That's pretty funny. That will teach him to keep you waiting for an hour!
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