This is what my garden grows...

Red, yellow, and light pink roses which somehow to my amazement I haven't managed to kill yet.

Onions, potatoes, cucumbers, and squash...maybe. But this is a picture of what I have the most of....weeds.

This rabbit (left) seems to have set up residence recently, and this chipmunk (right) has always been a frequent visitor. I was surprised they actually came so close to each other -- they obviously feel our backyard belongs rightfully to them. I was expecting a rabbit/chipmunk fight but sadly was disappointed.
These strawberry planters were left behind by the previous owners, so this year I planted strawberries.
A dirty hot tub. It is now a little cleaner, but not clean enough that I want to get in it.
Concrete.

Yellow concrete.
Blue concrete.

Red concrete.

And the most prolific item that grows in my garden would be nails. This a pile of nails my sister and brother-in-law ran into while working on our backyard in March. That is a tiny-Lara's-hand-sized glove on the left to give you an idea of how many nails there are in our backyard.
Come garden with me anytime, but make sure you have your tetanus shot!